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MAKE SURE TO GET ENOUGH FIBRE IN YOUR DIET. IT’S IMPORTANT TO KEEP YOUR COLON HAPPY. MOST NORTH AMERICANS LACK SUFFICIENT FIBRE IN THEIR DIET BUT THEY CAN AND SHOULD USE FIBRE SUPPLEMENTS.
GET YOURSELF A BIDET. WHEN I’VE HAD A MESSY ONE I JUST CRANK MY MFING BIDET AND BLAST THAT SHIT OFF. THEM I’M READY TO GO RIGHT BACK OUT AND CRANK MY HOG.
JUST SHIT DOWN THE SHOWER DRAIN BROTHER!!!
DON’T FORGET TO EAT A BRIE EVERY NOW AND THEN AS WELL!!!
AWWWWW YEAAA BRIE RULES!!!
HELL YEAH IT’S BAD DRAGON TIME
WHAT HAS THE DRAGON DONE WRONG THAT YOU CALL HIM THAT???
TAX EVASION MOSTLY
HE CALLED ME A MEANIE!!! >:(
HELL YEAH, ANOTHER SPELL TO ADD TO MY GRIMOIRE
YOU HAVE GOT TO USE THE COMBO. DEEP RECTAL ITCH, THEN WHEN THEY ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF TRYING TO SCRATCH IT HIT THEM WITH POWER WORD CUM. THEN JUST CRANK YOUR HOG.
I SURE HOPE A WIZARD DOESN’T CAST A ITCHING SPELL ON MY HOG OR I WOULD BE FORCED TO CRANK IT
JUST KIDDING I’M ALWAYS CRACKING MY HOG BROTHERS OORAH!
TO ADD TO WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS SAYING, GET YOURSELF CHECKED FOR GONHORREA
Uhhhh i don’t know where this is, but i know i don’t belong here… Backs away quietly
EVERYONE’S WELCOME MF’ER, JUST GOTTA CRANK THAT HOG AROOOO!!!
YOU JUST GOTTA SPEAK UP BROTHA AND YOU WILL BE ACCEPTED, AROO!!
THE GUY AT THE FUNNY LOOKING SHOP A BEHIND THE MOTEL TOLD ME HE DAD A GOOD DEAL ON DOUGH THAT COULD HELP WITH THAT DEEP RECTAL ITCH.
I SEE YOUR RECTAL SPELL AND RAISE YOU RETINAL ITCH. IT IS INDEFENSIBLE.
HERE’S A TIP: CAST RECTAL ITCH, WAIT FOR IT TO TAKE EFFECT AND THEN CAST RETINAL ITCH FOR EXTRA POISON DAMAGE
SORCERER, MUST WE CONTINUE TO SMITE OUR BRETHREN WITH THESE PLAGUES?
unrelated but I just recently found that japanese has this procedure called “prostate massage”
