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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Why am I like this?

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Why am I like this?

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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    It’s also arguably better without the caption at all

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Removed everything but the most essential elements:

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      I never understood the need of the whole "nobody"caption

      • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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        I think it was originally a shorthand to say “nobody asked for this to happen”, but now it’s a monkey-brain neuron-activation type thing that OPs can do to scream at other users “THIS IS A MEME”

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          It’s like the misuse of the POV, which should have remained what it is, the bad kind of porn where you don’t see the guys hairy ass as he pounds away at the chick

        • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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          It’s like a laugh track for memes. Yeah it’s not really funny, but now people HAVE to laugh.

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        honestly by now my brain filters it out. i had to go back to the original post to play spot the difference for a second

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          My brain can’t filter it out, it just gets mad. Like when I’m filling up my car and there’s ads at the pump. My partner filters them out and I’m like “AAAAA I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT TIKTOK LEAVE ME ALONE PUMP”

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        Well you see…

        Nobody:

        Whole internet:

        Nobody:

        Here’s a meme:

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      Nobody:

      A Very Big Fan: It’s also arguably better without the caption at all

  • trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world
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    It always happens when I’m wearing white. Shit gets stained too fast

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      Hydrophobic clothes sounds like a cool idea, but a pain to wash I bet.

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        If you wash things that have been tested to be hydrophobic, eventually it’ll wear off so you have to reproof it. If you ever wonder why an old waterproof jacket is starting to let water in, it’ll be because you’ve washed it

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        Nice

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        Mine just says wash normally. I imagine it will eventually stop being so hydrophobic, but everything wears out

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          washing machine : don’t be such a hydrophobe

    • shneancy@lemmy.world
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      i swear white clothing is a magnet for tomato foods

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    Me eating pho

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Pho q.

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    That’s how you know it tastes good.

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    I can tell the future based on what color of shirt I wear. If I wear a white shirt, I know I will probably eat spaghetti or pizza that day.

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    That’s why I refuse to wear white, I put on a white shirt, turn around and there’s a new stain on there somehow.

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    Me with a muffin or cupcake. Crumbs everywhere.

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    Hawaiian shirts are great for this

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      kitchen camo?

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      It’s just called “customizing” if you wear paint splatter patterns.

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    Nobody:

    Nobody:

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    When you want to buy a new shirt but after eating you already have one.

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    It’s like I’m eating with an egg beater.

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    I can fix her

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    Oh I feel seen.

    I was underweight a few years ago, and while it was not entirely healthy, I was indulging in the look and found some XXS Tall pants, in a beautiful blush color. Felt like a fucking supermodel on my way to work. Bought a chai latte, spilled it all over the pants before I ever got to work.

    Also coveted these white cropped pants. Got them, same sort of thing.

    Decided I am not qualified for white pants.

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    she cute

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